Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.

Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips

by Staceysmom63 June 25, 2017

snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

Thanos Snapping

Originated from Avengers: End Game, thanos snapping an person or thing means to completely erase them from existence, becoming little more than dust.

"My mom almost saw my hentai, thanos snapping my browser history, flm"

by ArcaneRanger March 13, 2022

snapping

when your mom walks in when you are jacking off so u snap (or bend) your boner in half so she dosent see

(guy spanking the monkey)(mom walks in)
*snap*
guy:hey mom
mom:hey hun, watcha doing
guy: oh nothing
(that guy was totally snapping!)

by Dj&Bm October 28, 2007