Slostitore

Slut+Prostitute+Whore= Slostitore

Mike: Yo dawg you hittin' that?
Me: Fuck no, that bitch is a slostitore.

by A Heslip May 11, 2009

smooth chew

1. verb: the act of chewing on something smoothly such as yougurt or pudding

2. noun: you know ... like a smooth chew

3. verb: chewing without the grind

"Lemme get a bite of that fur burger....looks like a smooth chew."

by Spear Shaker April 3, 2010

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting

I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 18, 2017

smasty

is slang for the words small and nasty together. It indicates the user is a little nasty at something, or that they are less nasty at something then somebody else. Smasty is used in place of "I am pretty good at this" among people who want to sound cool, or in comparison to somebody who is more nasty than you.

May also be used by others as a synonym to nasty

(the definition of nasty used in smasty is the one that shows approval or impressiveness of ones skills)

"Bro, not gonna lie, even though I don't play football, I'm smasty at it in gym class."

"Guys I don't know about you but I am absolutely nasty at Fortnite."
"I'd have to consider myself a little smasty."

"Watch out homies, I'm fuckin' smasty at ping-pong."

by Raquelle Louis September 16, 2019

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011