smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

by Maxinside April 22, 2014

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.

I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.

by Slowsis April 19, 2007

smoothie king

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!

Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!

by klm! August 16, 2008

smoochie

a nickname for a girl that gives out lots of smooches.

Man, the smooches I get from my smoochie are out of this world!

by crono3 May 2, 2005

Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010