shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

by jheremy December 19, 2008

Shitass

A word describing any object

Go get the shitass over there for me. No, the square shitass not the round one!

by RobKNC January 28, 2007

HEY SHITASS

A meme

Random Person Of Minecraft: "Hey shitass whanna see me phucking speed brid- How the fuck are you already there?"

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan January 9, 2022

shitass

used to describe an unintelligent bank one teller and/or customer service representative

That bitch over there is a real shitass.

That fucking shitass better remove those service fees from my account.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

shitass

defication of fecal matter with high enough fat content to warrant over five anal wipings; often accompanies diarrhea; especially inconvenient for blind people

song; genre: blues; 1997 by Edwin Fish III; lyric:

"Got a bad case o' shitass,
Just won't go away,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
Like it's goin' outta style,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
So I'll be here awhile,
Got a bad case o' shitass,
Gwine keep me on the toilet all day."

by Jed Gould January 22, 2004

shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010