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singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.
kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.
by makutassead November 10, 2009
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marla singer

chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...
" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
by molly was a good girl July 26, 2008
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Smince

A language similar to wordPig Latinword, developed during the early 1990's whereby all beginning consonants in a word are replaced with the letters "sm".
Smut smif sme smorm smoopers smollow sme smoids, smat smould smead smem smack smome! (But if the storm troopers follow the droids, that would lead them back home!)
by Dookie October 1, 2003
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Singer Bong Writer

A phrase used when one becomes a lyrical genius after toking the reefer, hitting the bong or any other methods for enjoying the THC goodness.
Adj. Someone is a 'singer bong writer'
by Hudson742 October 6, 2009
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Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.
1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020
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