Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

smeg sandwhich

smeg collected in a container and spread on bread and eaten by the producer

ohh yeah give me a smeg sandwhich daddy

by paki_boy_123 November 22, 2017

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Smegle

To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia

Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time

by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

Smegina

The smegma behind a womens vagina flaps

I left my girlfriend because she didn't clean her smegina

by SteelDallas1 November 28, 2019

Smeggzy

Sexy is overused >:)
This is better-

DAMNNNN THAT FRIED EGG BE LOOKIN SMEGGZYYY TODAY.

by FroggyJelly February 10, 2021