smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

smigeon

A small number of pigeons.

"How many pigeons did you see at the square?" "Oh, just a smigeon."

by The Real Michael Evans November 12, 2014

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

smiggetysmacksporonicous

term referring to a cigarette that teenagers may use to avoid having their parents know what they mean. Some might prefer to use this term after enjoying some good sexual relations also.

After dancing around in my leopard skin underwear to little moe with the gimpy leg i could really use a smiggetysmacksporonicous.

by yourmandan November 26, 2010

smigger

the word for smacking a nigger

i’m bout to smigger jamal.

by beepbop45 December 22, 2021

Golden Snidgets

Noun: An awesome, rocking, amazing Quidditch team with fantastic players; A spectacular captain, fast-as-lightning chasers, speedy bullet-like beaters, a dominating keeper, an awe-inspiring seeker, and hard-working subs who excel in every position.

"Ah, we played the Golden Snidgets the other day, they killed us so badly!"

Person 1: Did you hear about the Golden Snidgets?
Person 2: *cowers in fear*

by u_Failure December 21, 2008