professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

smartonakis

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.

Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.

by jello811 March 13, 2009

RIDING SPARTAN

When two guys ride together on one motorcycle.

Jack: Hey, my motorcycle has a flat, can you give me a ride on yours to the service station?

John: No way dude. I don't want anyone seeing us riding spartan!

Jack: You're right, it is a pretty small town.

by Mr. Feltersnatch September 18, 2007

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005

smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

by Leanne March 19, 2003

smartassness

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

by Aims318 April 11, 2005

smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)

I guess this definition makes me a smartass

by whatserface November 25, 2007