snapple

The best "Stuff" on earth. A beautiful woman with a sweet tasting pussy. He married a snapple.... I did too :)

man her snapple was as sweet as nectar!

by Clint Hightower October 2, 2006

the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

by bob fix May 21, 2004

snapple berry

when ur ho gives u trouble and u run her over

pimp-bitch u best not back talk . ho-fuck u dick wad . pimp-thats it bitch im gonna snapple berry u . ho- y the fuck u run me over. pimp- just cuz bitch.

by abrand August 5, 2009

Stapple

The stem of a pipe

Yo' bazle razzle, I found this dizzy Stapple to match the glass piece swap fo ya! Let me know if you need the linkage. I'm hung up at the moment, I'll be done listening to "To The Pain," when He finnaly looks me in the Eye, and lets it out.

by lillyliverksally October 22, 2009

Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011

Snapple

When two or more straight guys snuggle (usually really good friends), everyone in witness refers to it as snapple due to the fruitiness of the situation.

Kevin: Dude, i love you, lets snapple.
Cody: i love you too, lets.

by Kevin Death Metal February 24, 2008

smapper

derogatory term for one who spams. derived from a heinous misspelling of the word spammer. sometimes said 'pink smapper' as a reference to 'red snapper' a variety of fish and also a slang term for the female vulva.

"don't pay attention to that nub, he's just a smapper" "smap smap smapper!"

by uhhsam May 3, 2004