slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

slippery tip

When a bitch cant fit the whole dick in her mouf so she just tounge tickles the tip

I was gonna get some head from this chick but she couldn't fit most of the dick in her mouf so I settled for some slippery tip

by Put that back boi June 20, 2018

celtic slipper

The act of putting your foot into the ass/pussy of your sexual partner.

dude, i got a major foot fetish...im gonna wear your sister as a celtic slipper!!

by KooKye September 8, 2007

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

Slippery Disney

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins

I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006