slump buster 

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

slump buster by Diego September 11, 2003

Slump Day 

1/20/17 at 12 noon EST, when one of the most gracious and capable leaders the free world has had in the last 50 years will be replaced by one of the most crass, immature, impulsive, and self aggrandizing the free world has ever experienced.

Conservative family member: Woo hoo! NObama day is almost here!
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.

Slump Day by Good_God_what_have_we_done January 18, 2017

slump buster 

A Fun Guy 2 Bust A Move With But In the Real World Is A Slump.

A guy who still lives at home after High School and his band still plays weekend kegers.

slump buster by LKZ March 9, 2005

slump jump 

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

slump jump by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

slump can 

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

slump can by slumpin November 6, 2014

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

slump dick by Rk April 22, 2016

slump_godkvng

a nigga that's crazy smoke and sip lean and get pussy

I'm the slump_godkvng .

slump_godkvng by slump_godkvng April 6, 2017