slumberknicker

The act of swallowing your dads cum and then spitting in your moms booty.

What the fuck is slumberknicker? I don’t know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Big brass balls May 24, 2020

slumbercel

meaning someone who loves to sleep so much and is as snug as a bug in a rug 24/7 and always sleepy but also an incel

mmm i love sleep , sleep is so yummy
youre a slumbercel !

by miaowz February 17, 2023

slumbercrust

A playful term used to describe the endearing remnants of sleep that can sometimes be found on the corners of your lips when you wake up in the morning. It's like a tiny, crusty badge of honor that signifies a peaceful slumber and a cozy journey through dreamland. While some may find it slightly amusing or quirky, it serves as a gentle reminder that even in our sleep, we leave a trace of our adventures behind, ready to be wiped away with a smile and a fresh start to the day.

She’s so hot I would lick her slumbercrust.

by G-Starr July 3, 2023

Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.

Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?

by dongard November 17, 2019

dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.

Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.

by spagett November 1, 2021

Slumber Party

When getting a blowjob from your girl, right when your about to blast your load down her throat you jam her all the way down on your dick, and pinch her nose so she passes out from suffication.

My girl was giving me dome last night and I gave her a fuckin slumber party. When she was passed out i shit in her purse.

by nambla #1 August 1, 2006

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008