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Study Boner

The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue.
"I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"
by McNultyfied February 28, 2012
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cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007
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Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.
*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."
by TDYVK September 14, 2011
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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.
Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
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Happy studying

lit. "have fun studying." Not meant to be taken literally, but more in a sarcastic undertone.
Girl: Yea, I got the Chem final tomorrow... gotta study still.
Guy: Haha, me too. Happy studying!
by denzelnolet April 26, 2010
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study

Memorizing material the day before a test (the day of for some) and completely forgetting all the information exactly after the test is taken, or sometimes even before.
Oh crap the test is tomorrow! I guess I should study. I wonder what chapters it's on.
by Jen3113 June 21, 2009
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sluxy

a combination word used to describe a girl who is slutty, yet she is still very sexy and desireable. Slutty + Sexy = Sluxy
Look at that hoochie mama right there wearin' that mini-skirt and tube-top...she's a hoe, but she's still sluxy.
by Johnnie Notchville November 16, 2004
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