An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.
by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007
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by eddie23 August 6, 2003
Get the Sweating like a scouser in Dixons mug.A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
Get the scouser mug.A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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2. a term describe a huge,strong, smelly, slimy woman.
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by BAG-HEAD! September 11, 2008
Get the souse mug.People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
by Tim December 4, 2004
Get the scouser mug.Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:
1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.
2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.
3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.
4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.
This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.
1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.
2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.
3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.
4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.
This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.
Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?
Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.
Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.
by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005
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