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slombie

A slombie is a person who does nothing but sleep and eat.
They never open their blinds and tend to sleep on couches. They move with the speed of the undead and eat like them, too.

Sleep is God to slombies.

A slombie is a sleeping zombie.
My brother-in-law married a slombie.

Genay is a slombie.
by Slutty December 15, 2007
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slomblin

(pronounced - slomlin) used as a way too agree with a statement in a way that is respectable.

It must be said as if you're baked. so real slow and sensual.

It is used as a substitute for, "true!" or "noooo shiiiittt!"
"Alistair... Georgia just climbed up that tree to fetch a goon sack..."

"...Slomblin"
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captain slolomon

the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.
on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza
by mc prosef March 17, 2009
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Slomo Pogo

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.
"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."
by TJigg December 22, 2007
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SBOOMN

SBOOMN Shooting beverage out of my nostrils!

Response experienced when simultaneously drinking while hearing something funny, shocking or astounding.
When I watched Sarah Palin's responses to Katie Couric's questions, I was SBOOMN!

When Sarah Palin explained her foreign relations qualifications for Vice President, I was SBOOMN and ROFL.
by HarryKnottpotter May 22, 2009
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slommpings

the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.
I gave my grandma slommpings
by gov gov July 19, 2011
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slomba

something that white boys comment on each other’s instagram posts
*chad posts on instagram*
brad comments: slomba
by thatsmyfavoritewhiteboy November 24, 2020
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