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by AzOOmA October 24, 2003

Drop a stool

To defecate. Stool - a discharge of fecal matter.

Wow, after finishing my morning coffee I really have to drop a stool!

by Clark Westfield June 15, 2008

Stool Conference

When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.

Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.

by Wilma Fingerdoo May 14, 2008

old skool

1. derived from "old is kool" becoming "old's kool" and then becoming "old skool"
meaning old is cool.
2. something that is out of date.

1. old skool to the max! yeh!
2. oh man, PONG! thats old skool!

by playb0i April 1, 2005

spool

the action of surprising a peer by placing one, or multiple fingers in the anal passage of the victim by force. Most comonly undertaken whilst the victim is wearing pants so that anal fluid is not emmited onto the assasins finger/s.

"dude hold my drink whilst i spool banksy"
"brendy spooled me so good the other day, he went all the way to his knuckle!"
"fuck me! i get spooled so often that they will hafta start using a fist to spool me!!!"

by Geoff Blundstone July 24, 2006

stool whip

When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.

Mary-Jane stool whipped onto my pastry creating a strawberry fartcake. It was delicious

by mr jasmine November 23, 2009

Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017