slant

The state of intoxication. When one has his/her slant "on," that person is satisfyingly drunk.

"Aww, so I had my slant on. Lay off me."

by themiddlecat February 2, 2010

Slogtrad

(n) pl. - An group of people dedicated to finely orchestrated mopery.

(n) sing. - An enthusiastic and dedicated moper.

Matt: What happened to you?
William: My slogtrad and I were walking around town all last night.

Matt: Where'd you all go?
William: Nowhere in particular.

<or>

William: What were you arrested for?
Matt: I exposed myself to an entire school of blind children. But do me a favor? I need to go back again, there's something I need to take care of.

by SlogtradAwareness June 29, 2010

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

slant clamp

When you start in London bridge and the girl or guy in the bridge position lifts his/her legs and clamps them around the (other) guy (or girl with a a strap on) resulting in a slant angle in relation to the ground plane.

" I like the London bridge but I always get mad leg cramps when I do the slant clamp"

by Mett Jurkie March 17, 2017

shontese

A very beautiful young lady with a naturally born smile like the moon and stars loves to teach dance and has very talented children has a big butt and never gives up does everything for the lord at all times.

person 1: did you see shontese
person2:guuurl yass she was so good last night!

by MyChunckla May 18, 2018

slobth

A very slow and lazy person who never cleans up after themself.

Their room is always a mess and they keep telling me they'll clean it tomorrow. My kid is such a slobth.

by Erinyessa June 14, 2018

Slonch

Slonch is used like the word slonk, except instead of a drink you’re consuming food

Marin slonched some coconut strips

by litcandle97 November 4, 2018