slitch

n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.

Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)

by JeffHL December 14, 2008

slitsurfing

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

slimy apple

A slimy apple is when you shove an apple up a very horny girl's vagina, and then pull it out and do hits of marijuana out of it.

Dude, did you see how horny that girl is?

I know, i'm about to give that bitch a slimy apple.

by P.I.M.P.in' all ova the world February 7, 2010

Slidy

An Adjective used to describe a smooth curvy object that is not that curvy but you could slide on,
mainly used to describe a rare cute female nasal bridge

Slidy

Jeff: "yo, her nose is so cute and slidy I wish I could slide on it.."
Benjamin: "GTFO!!!"

by isaan April 29, 2013

shity hand grenade

Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.

While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.

by gilli-spree March 10, 2007

Slimy gecko

Were your in the shower with your girlfriend and you turn her around to face the wall and shove your dick up her ass

My girl was crawling all over walls after my slimy gecko

by Glennzy June 14, 2017

Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.

by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017