The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.
I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...
by jZampage April 26, 2011
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by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009
Get the [slit-stopper] mug.The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".
"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."
by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003
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by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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by uNlop October 11, 2011
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may be used in many other situations to express enthusiasm, positivity and confirmation.
may be used in many other situations to express enthusiasm, positivity and confirmation.
"Dude I'm totally slickin the slit tonight!"
Mom: "Jenny, did you finish cleaning your room?"
Jenny: "I'm slickin the slit mom!"
Mom: "Jenny, did you finish cleaning your room?"
Jenny: "I'm slickin the slit mom!"
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