slithering

a flithering fuck who prancings around the malls and grunts and pretends to talk to people when he eats garbage

Who is that slithering goon?

by antonius April 9, 2003

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

Slaggering

The act of flying a long distance in order to have intercourse with someone you only know online especially when you only know them through the MMORPG World of Warcraft.

I can't believe Mike is slaggering on that Blood Elf priest he just met in the Deadmines.

by Yankee746 March 15, 2011

Slutherin

A selfconfident, ambitious, asseritve person with very flirtatious personality. They don't share a lot about there self and are not perticuarly warm, but they are very likeable nevertheless. They are very confident with there sexuality, there body and can express themselfs very easily in the bedroom or on the dancefloor. They do not shy away from revealing clothes, since it gives them confidence and it does not define their personality. They make other people comfortable to express themselfs around them aswell. but still be cautious. You never know what a slutherin will do next.

In a friendship group slutherins protect there close pack, and if nessecary are the best wingmans.

I bet she is a slutherin, I mean with that hair and that dress.

by personalitywizard November 15, 2018

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012