Slap 

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.

Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.

Slap by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

slap 

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

slap by Nicola November 12, 2003

slap 

sorry, bad, horrible, no skills

Mane, dat dude some slap in basketball.

slap by Jazzy Jaz July 26, 2006

slap 

1.Something Like A Pimp

girl:who u think you are
Dude: Man i'm somethin like a pimp ho u wint known?

slap by kiki June 12, 2004

SLAP 

IT DOSENT M EAN SLAPING SOMEBODY. IT'S WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTING DUM OR STUPID. YOU ARE KNOWN AS A SLAP.

Person #1. HEY, WHAT IS 6 TIMES 4.
Person # 2. SLAP!

SLAP by Ebony A. September 1, 2009

slap 

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

slap by founders of TC November 9, 2008

slap 

Slap / 'slap/

Full acronym:
Settings
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After (re-)
Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.

sound smite slap scabba daze whoze

slap by Naig September 25, 2014