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Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.
Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"
Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.
by Nicola November 12, 2003
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girl:who u think you are
Dude: Man i'm somethin like a pimp ho u wint known?
by kiki June 12, 2004
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IT DOSENT M EAN SLAPING SOMEBODY. IT'S WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTING DUM OR STUPID. YOU ARE KNOWN AS A SLAP.
Person #1. HEY, WHAT IS 6 TIMES 4.
Person # 2. SLAP!
by Ebony A. September 1, 2009
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a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam
B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin
by founders of TC November 9, 2008
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Slap / 'slap/

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Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.
sound smite slap scabba daze whoze
by Naig September 25, 2014
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