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skull crusher

1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
by Implying713 February 19, 2011
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skull crusher

A dick so girthy it cracks anyone whom tries to blow it
A gave that THOT a skull crusher yesterday
by Jew Daddy January 16, 2018
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Skull Drag

To take another's head and/or face maliciously through a rough gravel-like surface with the aim of inflicting great harm to someone's prettiness, causing long lasting pain and embarrassment.
If people don't stop eye-balling SFC Auman with their peripherals, he's going to skull drag all of us.
by Llew2 December 18, 2008
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skull and Bones

SOmething the kids of rich people do when they get into Yale. Only requirement is a salary of $34234324324324324324 a year. I hear they have butlers and free food.
"Winston, more caviar you slow lib!"
by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005
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Skull Gang

Juelz Santana's group, featuring artist varying from Dipset/Byrd Gang and his own hood
satana byrd game, dipset, skull gang baby, the new upcoming attraction.
by JDB Gawd February 1, 2009
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Skull candy

The name of a brand of headphones that have amazing sound and seem to melt your brain. However, just pray they don't brak because Skull candy customer service leaves a lot to be desired.
They tend to break quite easily too, especailly around the jack, which causes ONE bud to lose sound.
Other than that, they rock.
by AcidBites March 2, 2011
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Skull Drunk

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.
"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"
by maddapper March 23, 2007
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