Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character

Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

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National skip history test day

All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.

Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.

by National Government November 30, 2020

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Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.

Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment

by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021

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hit and skip

when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.

also a word to describe a hit and run.

"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."

by psychedelicsnowing December 26, 2016

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what the flip skip

when somebody says something and all you can say is what the flip skip!

jelybean: so she ditched us for the new girl

stephanie: what the flip skip just because you make a new friend doesnt mean you leave your other friends!

by steph_flip_skip March 8, 2009

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skip bo ho

1. A girl that is never around and never hangs out with you unless she doesn't have a boyfriend or a sex partner. Then she is your best friend.
2. A girl that is never around unless she is lonely or blows you off to go out with her boyfriend.

Megan told me she would go to the mall with me, but she called and said she was going out with Shawn, she's such a skip bo ho.

by mandas January 31, 2007

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