Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Arizona Pig Skinner

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth

“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.

by Blahsum January 6, 2022

Skinners School

A school for autistic twats that have 1 inch cocks

They are right cocks. Must go to Skinners School

by Willy Shafter 2.0 November 24, 2021

Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Skinner Rat Goof

a scuzzy little main street Indian who molests people while their drunk passed out or just sleeping.

whoa that main street Indian just molested that girl

what a fucking skinner rat goof

by SkinnersOnMainStreet November 30, 2017

goof rat skinner

a little bitch who talks with no action, thinks he's a player but aint that slick on the lines of being a dirty vato; most likely to fuck you over hardcore

yeah right that boy thought he could play me, what a goof rat skinner mang

by natalie brianna April 13, 2007

Patented Skinner recipe

Going to the nearest fast food restaurant, purchasing something and then disguising it as your own cooking. Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

I cooked some burgers myself! Patented Skinner recipe!

by xx_SteamedHams_xx September 30, 2018