internet slang for "Straight Jacket Status" - usually said on gchat between two friends when they are so bored at work/school that they are "losing their minds"
by jayvb4 March 15, 2013
Get the SJS mug.More commonly known as "the sjoerd day" during this day, you get immensely drunk and make out with the first hunter you see, you have to be immensely drunk to do this, repeat you have to be immensely drunk to do this.
by LOLZYTEHBASTARD May 1, 2012
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1. Sjot is the same thing as shit just with a much worse connotation and is used more for the exclamation of "Shit!"
2. A typo caused by the misplacement of the right hand, one key to the right of the home row keys. Occurs when a person tries to type shit.
1. Sjot is the same thing as shit just with a much worse connotation and is used more for the exclamation of "Shit!"
2. A typo caused by the misplacement of the right hand, one key to the right of the home row keys. Occurs when a person tries to type shit.
1. "Sjot! I just spilled burning hot coffee on myself!"
2. "Sjot, wju tje ficl dod upi dp tjat tp ,e!" (Shit, why the fuck did you do that to me with the right hand misplaced.)
2. "Sjot, wju tje ficl dod upi dp tjat tp ,e!" (Shit, why the fuck did you do that to me with the right hand misplaced.)
by apwnedcow March 15, 2009
Get the sjot mug.The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.
by Wtkkfuck May 2, 2020
Get the Ome Sjoerd mug.That guy never shuts up about SJWS, and brings them up all the time. Any time someone or something shows even the slightest bit of left leanings (inclusivity, sensitivity, defiance of masculine cliches, awareness of issues that he feels are weak). Being an Anti-SJW, he never realizes that he too is rallying for social justice. His own. Anti-SJWs are social justice warriors that espouse the same justice.
by Lig Na Baste July 17, 2019
Get the Anti-SJW mug.Pronounced Schad-bolt, this Swedish originated term is one of the ultimate disgusting sexual act. It begins with your average run of the mill guy-girl-guy threesome and should end with a mouth full of Scope and a lifetime of shame.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
by Sjadboltzenstein February 22, 2011
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