got me sideways

To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.

Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."

by Terp January 16, 2006

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Talking Sideways

Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.

While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”

by S Alan February 16, 2020

sideways hug

A Denny Crane- like phenomenon in which a man tries to disingenuously cop a boob feel by putting his arm around a woman's shoulders, then inadvertently letting his hand drop below the shoulder and the arm, as a result getting a nice handful of tit "by accident", allowing the victim to rationalize the boob squeeze as an honest mistake, probably hers. Generally occurs in the workplace and is used most commonly and successfully by white men over 50.

Yeah, Dave thanked me for closing the deal and then gave me the sideways hug.

Oh yeah, once you make partner you'll for sure get the sideways hug, its just Dave's way of saying congratulations.

by cowgirl007 February 15, 2009

talking sideways

speaking about some one behinde there back.saying things to down a person when there not around.

" That boy Z talking sideways bout u and ya game."

by Hollywood , a.k.a. Superman October 16, 2005

thumbs sideways

When something is neither good nor bad.

When Karen asked me how I liked her new boyfriend, I said "meh" and gave her a thumbs sideways.

by cq29 February 22, 2010