Situation Limbo

When you get caught in the middle of an argument between two people and don't know how to leave without making it worse.

"Sorry I couldn't talk last night, I got caught in situation limbo when my mom started arguing with my aunt kept dragging me into it.

by Karyhuur January 1, 2013

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

Situationship

A root you get attached too

“Fuck man… this girl I’m seeing, we aren’t dating but the sex is good, it’s a situationship”

by Adlayajay August 5, 2022

Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.

-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck

by Student Body President June 30, 2010

Acquired Situational Narcissism

Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.

The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.

t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.

- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!

- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.

by zadanliran October 25, 2011

Warhead Situation

When you have to fart but when you begin to push you can tell it isnt just a fart. In your attempt to cut it off you get the tip of it and thus the warhead is stuck rolling around in your underwear.

Uh oh Bill, we have a warhead situation over here!

by SilenceWillKill October 22, 2017

lefty situation

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.

Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”

by finetwine February 22, 2020