simpology

the most self centered person you will ever meet. they also can’t write, despite everyone thinking they can

sgc: stella simpology our beloved! more than half of us cant write, so we bow down to the worst writer on wattpad!

by gorgeous_gregory July 30, 2021

Simpotry

Verb; The act of commiting simple behaviour.

"Bryan bought that girl a car and he hasn't even been in that yet."
"What is this simpotry?"

by Suprise_cuckfags August 21, 2021

simpcel

A person who is an incel up until the point where he meets his dream girl and then turns into a simp.

He's such a simpcel always switching up .

by u24578 September 19, 2021

Simpcell

Combining the SIMP and incel

Damn that boy is simping hard, you know I hear he associates with the incel crowd a bit strongly. I hope all his simpcell friends don't ruin VRchat for the rest of us! The toxicity could be a bit much!

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

Simposaur

When a guy keeps thinking about a girl to the point of not being able to sleep and will do anything to make her smile. He can also tell when something is wrong just by looking at her facial expression. He will protect her from anything and misses her 24/7.

I was up all night thinking about her....I am definitely a Simposaur

by G.P-lover November 4, 2021

Simpcel

A man or a boy that behaves like a incel online, but given the opportunity chooses to simp for any queen in real life(or in DMs) that gives him any attention. Usually a weak minded fool, that just wants to belong, but has strayed down a dark path.

Damn, Timothy I didn't know you were a simpcel, is that why you kept insulting me online?

by Lemasive November 26, 2021

Simpicidal

A suicidal person who wants to be killed in a sexual manner

I swear my friend koshi is simpicidal, all they wanna do is die by being crushed by thighs.

by Thefuckifiknow December 25, 2021