Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.

Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Semper Fi

The motto of the United States Marine Corps. It means 'Always Faithful' in Latin. This rings very true because United States Marines are the most patriotic, as well as the bravest and selfless members of the United States Armed Forces. They are, in truth, always faithful.

Tommy: Hey, LJ, aren't you an ex-Marine?
LJ: No such thing as an ex-Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.
Tommy: Semper Fi, Marine.

by NevadaCharlieIndiaSierra November 7, 2010

Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Simpression

When your a simp but with depression

I have simpression

by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020

Simpress

A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.

"Damn she's truly a Simpress, look at all these comments."

by TheSimpress January 9, 2021

Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

Swag sipper

Someone who tags along with a swagtastic individual in order to gain some swag for them self.

Look at Jocelyn! She is such a swag sipper! She's just hanging out with Amy to pickup some swag. They totally have nothing in common and her tits are like so fake! OMG!

by Ruffin51 May 6, 2010