scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008

gail simone

To participate in lewd sexual conduct with toast. Usually dry (without spread).

Person: that person is buying a lot of bread.
Me: they're probably doing a gail simone.

by B0bby_Brown August 31, 2017

Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.

Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!

by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015

Simone

She has high intellect and muscial talent, gorgeous but among others does not believe so, can be socially awkward and timid due to doubting herself, wastes time on Tumblr but manages to get more work done than her peers. Other words to describe her is wonderful, amazing, silly, and weird (in a good way).

Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.

Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.

She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.

Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.

Is simone

by #YOLOSWAG May 6, 2013

Symona

Smart, awesome, cool, wondefful, sweet, innocent girl who can do anything:)

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Symona

by SimiSaunrz May 1, 2011

Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

Siona

perfect and super lucky to have with u always. She is like a diamond, so expensive but fragile .

ur so Siona .
awhie thank u beb

by urlilfairyhelper October 6, 2020