simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.

Some people need to be more Simon britton.

by Toomuchapplepie July 16, 2017

Simon Got Head

The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky”

Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day

by Not Dakotaz February 6, 2019

Simon Brooker

Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.

Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is

by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019

simah

Simah is smh said really fast

"You have 10 tests due" "simah"

by Poop_swag February 22, 2021

Ariel Simone

super wild; an awesome girl; most likely a freak; super sweet and not a fighter, but will knock you the FUCK out!; drives the boys wild.

That's an Ariel Simone!

by kraziigagurl92 January 20, 2009

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

b simone tone

Named after THE B-SIMONE got the whole world talkin like her

Baabyy giirll ~is what someone using the b simone tone will usually say.

by D~is for Debbie of definations January 10, 2020