Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
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Get the dylan simmons mug.Son of Rev Run. from RUN D.MC. Most of his fans consist of girls between 13-17 who don't know a damn thing about real hip hop. He did not have to work his way up to get famous due to his dad being part of RUN D.M.C. Girls will swear up and down that he still made it on his own, however he didn't have to work for shit in his life.( Any nigga who say was the son of Rev. Run could walk into a record company building, and they would get signed pretty quickly, even if they did not have much talent, just the fact that they were related). It's not that Diggy can't rap for shit, Its just that there are plenty of young niggas living in the hood won't ever get signed, but this bitch gets signed just because of his father. He also has the nerve to come at J. Cole because Cole fucked the shit out of his sister. His disses were pretty weak even though people act like it is "Ether" when Nas came at Jay Z.
J-Roc- Yo, you heard bout that bitch nigga Diggy Simmons
Dre- What about his punk-ass
J-Roc- He tried to come at J. Cole cause Cole smashed his sister.....that shit was mad corny
Dre- What about his punk-ass
J-Roc- He tried to come at J. Cole cause Cole smashed his sister.....that shit was mad corny
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