Shizer I fell off a cliff
by goawayfatman August 23, 2015
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Get the shnizel mug.1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.
2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
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Get the Shizetown mug.A confident, amazing, and intelligent girl who cares about her friends in every situation. Shizee is a jokester and is a team player. She won't stop until she accomplishes her dreams
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