schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

schwasted by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

shwasterd 

shit faced, wasted, and plastered

that girl was so shwasterd last night she hooked up with 5 guys

shwasterd by kiwi92 January 1, 2011

schwasted

Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.

i am getting schwasted tonight.

schwasted by d.1-72 March 26, 2012

Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

Schwasted by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Shmasted 

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

Shmasted by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016

Schwasted

The act of being both schwifty and wasted.

“We are about to get so schwasted at the party tonight!”

Schwasted by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018

Shaested 

When you're a bar owner in reno who posts the 14 words on social media and your business goes under.

Haha, did you hear about shae's? I'm never going there again, they're a bunch of white nationalist scum. She really shaested her reputation.

Shaested by Sunstormsara April 4, 2021