Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

saustrich

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.

mmmmm that was good saustrich

by Odizzido December 3, 2003

Shasta

A beautiful, sweet, intelligent girl. She can make you laugh no matter what. Make sure to take care of her.

Person: who's that gorgeous girl?

Person 2: that's Shasta

by XTruth HurtsX May 2, 2018

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Shasta

Cheap, but great-tasting soda brand. Was available everywhere until the 1980s or so, today it's rather difficult to find compared to Pepsi or Coke.

Also a name for a mountain in California, and the name of a defunct camping trailer company.

"Wow! I haven't drank Shasta in years!"

by Jon Revelle February 24, 2009

SHISTERED

"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.

"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"

by Madhammer April 9, 2005

shastalammagexcore

Of or like Shasta, having Shasta like qualities characterized by extreme lameness.
Being extremely lame.

Girl: Did you go the party on Friday?
Boy: Yeah, it was shastalammagexcore. I got kicked out by somebody who wasn't even the host.

Girl: That girl is so shastalammagexcore. Check out her nasty Aladdin sweatshirt!

by Sahara April 18, 2005