Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax

Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.

by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021

Anti-shredder

Another word for a "kook" in terms of water sports.

Man, that guy is really an anti-shredder, he can't even ride that wave.

by C00per77@t May 6, 2019

baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

The shredder!

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s

Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING

by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018

Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though

Ball shredder a better than ball strechers

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Shredder betty

Female snowboarder. Tomboy of the slopes.

That shredder Betty just wiped out!

by Akoivu March 13, 2021

Shredder

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.

Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.

by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022