Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007

Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)

Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!

by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009