Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.

Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot

by SnowieGal11 December 1, 2017

Spasmoid

a complete retard.

person 1:wow that guy is so spasmoid

person 2: just like madoc!

by elsieeeeeeeeeee February 22, 2019

random spasm

To randomly sing or dance during a conversation with some one .

I was talking to Ivana about my dog running away, when Ivana shaked her behind. I stared at her in confusion, and she simply replied " Oh gosh, just another random spasm "

by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

art spasm

Wanting to draw multiple things at the same time in an unorganized mess. When trying to draw any of said ideas, it ends up not looking right which causes rushing and makes the drawing look worse and worse the more you try.
Also causes more scribbling than usual which can result in hand spasms.

Dude: Hey Bro, you drawing?
Bro: No Dude, I'm having an art spasm.
Dude: I can tell, that drawing looks fucking awful.
Bro: Yeah, I know.

by Berryherrych August 5, 2020

nigger spasm

When you freak out at WaWa and yell out Nigger really loud when a fellow brother or nregro walks by. then you run realy fast thru the woods and call your mother and then they beat the crap out of you and then you mother finds you dead.

Dann had nigger spasm at wawa while eating a stuffed pretzel.

by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006

Shmasm

A tough dude smashes his fist into your face, creating a small, but maze like, series of canyons in your skin (and skull, occasionally). This is called a shmasm.

Two guys held me down and the bully shmasmed my face. It hurt.

by Ifuckedtherug March 15, 2009

sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010