Shmasm
A tough dude smashes his fist into your face, creating a small, but maze like, series of canyons in your skin (and skull, occasionally). This is called a shmasm.
Shmasm by Ifuckedtherug March 15, 2009
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Shmamplicating
Shmamplicating by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010
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Shmasm • shmammered • shmamered • shmagma • shasm • shmammerd • Shmammied • shasmaphobia • Shasmeen • Shmama
Shmameese
Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
shmammed
a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
Shpasm
Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.
"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."
Shpasm by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007
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