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Shmasm 

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A tough dude smashes his fist into your face, creating a small, but maze like, series of canyons in your skin (and skull, occasionally). This is called a shmasm.
Two guys held me down and the bully shmasmed my face. It hurt.
Shmasm by Ifuckedtherug March 15, 2009
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Shmamplicating 

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when you poop really alot.
DAYUM, I'M SHMAMPLICATING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

DID YOU JUST SHMAMPLICATE?! LIGHT A MATCH!
Shmamplicating by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010
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Related Words
Shmasm • shmammered • shmamered • shmagma • shasm • shmammerd • Shmammied • shasmaphobia • Shasmeen • Shmama

shmasted 

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Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.
I'm f*cking shmasted!
shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006
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Shmameese 

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Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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shmammed 

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a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004
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Shmammel

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when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel
Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!
Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021
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Shpasm 

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Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.
"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."
Shpasm by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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