Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008

whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

Cloud shoveler

An individual who makes achieving tangible results difficult, all while creating the perception of achieving results often through the use of convoluted / complicated emails and/or PowerPoint.

Cloud shovelers are masters of obfuscation

by What Floor November 2, 2019

Shovel coal

Put it in a man's pooper

From Arrested Development:

"Do you Boys know how to shovel coal?"

To a bunch of gay dancers

"Nods"

by Annyong11 December 23, 2008

shovel face

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.

Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"

by Jimbob3 November 14, 2006

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010