A Technique for hitting on Women. A man will use this Theory when he has no one in particular he wants to date but wants to flirt with women and see how they respond. essentially you hit on everyone you see without exception and and hope you "hit" something.
I have been "shotgunning" with all the chicks at work. and most of them have giving me their numbers
The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
by JordJace January 13, 2010
Get the Shotgun Theory mug.A certain playstyle of shooter (or other competitive) games in which a player uses nothing but a close-range weapon, usually a shotgun. Instead of using good positioning and a balanced loadout enabling them to fight at medium range, they get the highest possible mobility and defense that they can and run straight towards the enemy with their shotgun or close-range weapon.
Most players enjoy it for the close-quarters one-hit playstyle and the ability to strike fear into players who are not equipped to deal with them.
Most players enjoy it for the close-quarters one-hit playstyle and the ability to strike fear into players who are not equipped to deal with them.
We observe the shotgun ape in its natural habitat, rushing towards the enemy with its arms flailing above its head, closing in for the kill on the poor sniper struggling to reload his weapon.
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The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.
"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"
by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014
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Get the shotgun wedding mug.The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.
It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007
Get the make-up shotgun mug.As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or other smoking device, followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's mouth. This term was developed by troops in Vietnam, who actually would put a marijuana cigarette into the open chamber of an unloaded shotgun and blow it into eachother's faces. An example of this can be seen in the movie "Platoon".
When you're smoking out, it's not considerate to shotgun with other people's girlfriends or boyfriends.
by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001
Get the shotgun mug.When a male is in the middle of a threeway and double penetration is involved he may call "shotgun anus", giving him the right to stuff the girl's pooper with his fat choad. The first person to call "shotgun anus" has dibs on the chick's crap factory. See choad, and/or calling shotgun for further reference.
by Johnny Albright March 1, 2005
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