Shmapp

A word that could mean absolutely anything you desire. It could also be used in any part of speech. (i.e. verb, noun, adjective.)
It leaves the person not knowing exactly what the user meant, very secretive.

Today made me want to shmapp myself!
Bill is such a shmappy person.

I will shmappily do anything you desire.

by Grad_y September 27, 2017

shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.

"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"

by Charlotte V May 12, 2007

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shampawnya

1)Champagne
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.

Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"

Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."

by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009

Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.

Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help

by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012

shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015