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shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
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shaffodd

Shared High Adrenalin Frequent Fear of Death and Dismemberment; acronym; exclamatory military term occasionally used by cops and gangstas to express sudden realization of being adrenalin tipsy due to a close death experience or anticipation; originally coined in the military during the Korean Conflict to avoid outright obscene exclamations. Emphasis is on the second sylable.
"Shaffodd, man! You nearly took us out!"
"That was a shaffodd experience, dude!"
by Shawn Vernon December 10, 2008
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Smaffy

A person who is not cool. They do not dress cool, speak cool or look cool at all.
Look at him, he is so smaffy!
by MattinIsa March 1, 2009
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Shmagfa

When someone farts during anal sex. We all know these mystical farts exist, and they are much more than a regular fart, and so they must have their own name.
Man, my girl laid a shmagfa on my dick last night and it hurt like hell.

He shmagfaed all over me and it smelled really bad.
by Dr. Establishment October 7, 2010
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SHMAMFF

a stupid reject ex-boyfriend that tried to do gross things with you dumped him.
Ew just look at him he's such a SHMAMFF!!
by izzyfromthehizzy October 13, 2010
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Sheaff'd

When you suddenly realise that you're doing something the guy standing next to you should be doing but isn't because he's distracted you sufficiently, causing you to forget that you should'nt be doing what you're doing where you're doing it........you've been Sheaff'd!
Half way across & your're still up here driving........you've been Sheaff'd mate.....!
by andyrr December 15, 2011
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