The sounds your balls make hitting your upper thigh region while jerking off/having sex in the shower.
by Deltron February 12, 2004
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by jamieraymondmitchell February 5, 2010
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by SweeperOfDreams13 May 8, 2004
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Get the shlack clack kachoom mug.(Shit - Axe) The overwhelming, sense-attacking, smell that results from a rapid fire farting session, involving two or more males, which is then attempted to be covered up by spraying an inappropriately large amount of Axe spray deoderant.
Nick, after spraying Axe to cover up a recent farting session, realized only too late that no good would come of it... only the terrible Shax smell.
by Nick February 27, 2005
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by lick my poop January 25, 2005
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"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008
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