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Shitty Flip

The act of gathering fecal matter directly from the anus "hot out of theoven" throwing it in a frying pan and flipping it with your dick and once cooke forcing your partner to eat it.
Katrina wanted a gourmet meal so i cooked her up a shitty flip.
by <>Necrox0x0x0x0x0<> April 15, 2009
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Shitty school

A school that is really shitty.
My school is a really shitty school.
by skewkew August 16, 2011
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Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.
A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt
by Joe Newbold May 7, 2007
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shitty father

by pussymagnet2003rawrXD July 12, 2017
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shitty shitty fag fag

This sentence is used in the favourite song of Mr. Garrisson from the popular serie "South Park". He is a homosexual ands finds it pleasing to be able to sing this song. But be aware, only homosexual people can say "fag" on tv.
Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do!?
by Wouter van der Bijl October 12, 2006
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shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
by endearing asshole June 9, 2009
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shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
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