Shitamess

someone who goes out in public in mis-matched, dirty or wrinkled clothes and hair all messed up and does not care how many people are staring at them.

Daaaayum! I can't even believe she came out the house looking like a shitamess and going grocery shopping like that!

by TheBig80sBitch March 5, 2011

shiomiteeing

(verb) the act of shitting, vomitting, and peeing at the same time as a direct result of being drunk the night before.

Holy hell, I can hear Tara shiomiteeing in her bathroom!

by Elllss March 9, 2011

shitmop

A cleaning devise not used for cleaning but instead used for spreading filth. Can also be used as a terrible hairdo.

Check out that shitmop on Darren

by Scheme gam November 13, 2014

shitmill

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.

Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.

by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

by stopthepants June 29, 2020

shitempt

An active event which may or may not result in the complete and robust evacuation of one’s bowels; quite often concludes with the sharing of results with one’s friends and/or neighbors either directly or through digital communication means

Great news, Harold! I just completed my first shitempt since Friday. I have to say, it was glorious!

by SkippyDippyDo May 16, 2021