Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.

The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!

by CABG Patch March 1, 2019

Shitshow

2020 Presidential debate

Well that was a shitshow.

by Coffeejar October 2, 2020

Shitshow

Noun. any multitude of people who are "shitfaced" at the same time.

That was one hell of a shitshow last night!

by zebrastripes1357 February 20, 2011

Shitshow

The act of being belligerently drunk. Usually involving no more than two people. The drinker is constantly dancing. Strange Dance moves involving squatting, awkward body positions, and off beat dancing to the music usually alone.

Blacking out is a key part in being a Shitshow.

Hannah- "Emily do you remember last night?"
Emily- "Not at all"
Liz- "You two were a complete Shitshow when you were dancing on the tables"

by La fonnnnnnnda August 12, 2009

Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

shitshock

when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement

my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb

by skaioverride September 25, 2011

shibishit

1.to congradulate someone. a way of saying thanks.
2.a way of showing grief.an insult

1. Bill: shibishit bob
Bob:thanks, i couldnt have done it without you.
2.Bill:you are a shibishit!!!!
Rob: thats not very nice, i was only yabazaaaing.

by domichael June 13, 2004