shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

shite tights by Himindoors November 24, 2018

Shite ite 

A way to say shut up if your name starts with F.

“Man you get no bitches!!” -person #1
“Shite ite” - person number 2 whines

Shite ite by Fortnite god 11 December 31, 2021

shite trumpet 

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

shite trumpet by harrisishere January 16, 2008

shite meister 

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master

Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"

shite meister by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Shite Hawk 

Another term for a Sea-Gull as they eat anything

Look out that Shite Hawk is coming after your chips!

Shite Hawk by 876140 December 6, 2009

Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

Shite delay by griggy July 6, 2011

Shite Cunt

A shite cunt is a bad person, cunt meaning person.

Ryan ward is a massive shite cunt

Shite Cunt by BigGManMorgan August 11, 2017