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Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.
The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.
by Esq.imo September 8, 2010
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Shitcan

Person 1: how was the shitcan today?

Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!
by Jazhands February 25, 2021
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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shitson

the combination of shit and son. In other words, it is the equilvalence of shit or shoot.
Shitson! Where did he go?
by gladis March 25, 2004
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Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!
Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
by Tom Casey December 30, 2003
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shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!
Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker
by logan December 21, 2003
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shitmonk

The name commonly given to people who worship shit. For example: 1. People who eat their shit or the shit of others. 2. People who have a shrine in their home and pray to Shitzi ( the Greek god of shit ). 3. People who lay big shits in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. People who worship having shit on their penises so much that they go around ramming their cocks in the shitholes of many dogs.
Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.
by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009
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