shitcaso

When one takes a shit on a person's chest and paints a merial with their fecal matter.

I sold my shitcaso for millions after many years of poo failure.

by Pharaohof666 June 29, 2022

shitassity

Level of shit-assness

Karen D has high shitassity.

by jsdtx March 30, 2009

Shitass

this phrase is derived from mullengen goat farmers. when goats have a diet that does not agree with thier digestive system they get feces stuck around the outside of their anuses. someone either has to grab the feces and pull it out or the goat will die. this is why the phrase has a meaning that is undisireable or troublesome.

person one: ''John doe ran out of gas again.''

person two: ''im not taking that shitass a gas can.''

by James the Blair July 19, 2010

shitass

Noun/Verb: A madlib-esque filler word for when you cannot think of, or are too lazy to say a word or thing.

"Hey do you still want to go to, uh, shitass later?"
"Well maybe you should stop shitassing so we can leave already..."
"Remember that one movie we went to with shitass?"
"Can you email me the shitass when you get home?"

by JRDouglas July 24, 2015

shitassidness

Smart aleck or sarcasm. Smartass. Pretensions to smartness or cleverness

"I detected the least little bit of shitassidness in that nurse's voice." -mom

by Eat pussy March 25, 2016

shitass

A lazy person, who is so lazy that they won't even wipe their own as and over time it cakes up and they become a "shit ass"

Most of the people who work are are shitass's, it's amazing anything gets done...

by Phwiggnet February 1, 2017

shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

by wndacova March 30, 2018